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1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 5. You hear your favorite song in the elevator. 6. You watch the weather channel 7. Your friends marry and divorce, instead of  "hookup" and "break up". 8. You go from 130 days of vacation to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as  "dressed up". 10. You're the one calling the police because Those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex Jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Yo